How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

45 minutes until my house gets loaded up with about 25 family and friends...

wondering why I do this stuff at the moment....

Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

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Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

Sounds like a mighty personal question to me.

You use duct tape, right?

With a little duct tape and some 9 wire, I can change the rotation of the Earth.

Can you fix more stuff with duct tape or WD-40?

Crazy Glue works fine for me. If we find Bill's ear, let's try it. Right now he's probably using a lorgnette rather than real glasses.

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
Crazy Glue works fine for me. If we find Bill's ear, let's try it. Right now he's probably using a lorgnette rather than real glasses.

Of course ! A lorgnette would suit his dignity.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

I tilt my head - works fine.

Does give a new slant to the world; sometimes an improvement. Unfortunately, I have a friend who's a neurologist and he's insisting that I come in to his office for a visit; he's sure my new posture has a neurological basis.

My friend who's a shrink didn't even bother with a comment about me walking about with my head tilted - now that's depressing.


ETA: Had to look up "lorgnette" - what a great word to learn. I just knew Threadkiller was an intellectual thread.

I don't know. Might want to remove the handle and one lens and go for a monocle.

It's spring. It's spring. There are leaves coming out on trees. It's reached 80 degrees for four days in a row.

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Well can't say I hated Daytona 500 today and great for the kid...but Denny was looking good until they crashed him....

oh wait...what was the topic again?....ears?.....

It's Monday. It's snowing. Taxes are due soon, but if I dawdle for a bit, it'll be time for lunch break.

Lunch sounds good to me but it is a little early here in California for lunch.

Hush up, Web Rover! By the way, do you have a spare room down there? It's barely above 0ºF up here and I drove for two hours last night in a blizzard.

A monocle for Bill? Which eye? The same side as the missing ear to balance things a bit? Where are Stacy with the nose and whatshis name when we need them?

ETA: I am so frassing anal - she is Stacy London and he is Clinton Kelly. I had to look them up!