embellishes a little with how much wacky weed he really smoked as young adult

Two of the things in life I believe in are ......

truth and integrity,

I lie when......

it is necessary.

When I learned they were going to move...

I ran out and got their daughter's cell phone number...why couldn't I have been so brave the 5 years she lived next door...geesh....

Yesterday I called my ex-neighbor...the one I "crushed on" and she....

You should have called sooner!

Last night, while it rained I ...

cleaned my entire house only to be messed up later..

if only...

we have more jobs to apply for!

I was worry about...

Getting my bills paid.

The census taker ....

never came to my house.

Things like that make me...

excited...

omg... i cant believe...

you went to the mall!

Since I was a kid...

I wanted to be a professional baseball player...too bad I can't hit a curve ball!

Once, when I was playing in the street.....

i saw my brother fall and brake his 2 front teeth..lol

someone woke me up...

so i punched them and went back to sleep!


it drives me crazy when my spouse....

snore at night!

I keep forgetting to...