Oh Noes! :eek:

Looking like tonight or tomorrow we go in for the kill. :dracula:

Home from work now and I smell blood

is it from an Englishmen?

Fe Fi Fo Fum!!!

Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Ok...

if this is going to turn into an educational tool....

color me gone....

Bringing us back into the gutter where we belong....

Doctor's orders

A man fell asleep on the beach, and got a horrible sunburn, on his legs. He went to the hospital, and was admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

His skin was peeling with many blisters, and he was in severe pain, so the doctor prescribed a continuous intravenous drip with saline and electrolytes, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, doctor'?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.'

Wha..............Not dead yet? Although, EZ's jokes could kill the place for sure. ;)

Hello everyone, I entered Ginger and Sissy in the "Greenies Show Us Your Pets Healthy Smile" contest. The website is: www.greenies.com and when you get there you can click on the city (Carthage) and you should see photos of Ginger and Sissy. You can vote everyday if you would like to. Just thought that I would share with you.

And at least this makes one more post towards the end.

Thanks Gary

Just finished dinner...was hoping for an after dinner bloody Mary....

Oh, it's about to get bloody around here.