of that girl I told I would never forget?

How many times did you do it when.....

you decided to stop.

Now, that's a story I'll never.....

forget In my lifetime.

Do u know how many times......

I had to get up to pee last night?

My wife is sitting in her recliner behind me but she.....

Is thinking about yoga!

I am so gonna slap....

that LORI:D....:hug:

Hey Babe, I was gonna do the laundry until.....

I realized it was YOGA nite.

Now that I've said that;

... I would like to know your opinion.

That place remind me...

of a ghost castle.

So, what will happen ...

if I don't go tomorrow?

Things are difficult now that...

it's raining out and we all forgot how to drive.

When I get a flat tire....

I get very upset.

They told me to listen...

to the radio more, the music will make you feel better.

Having to turn on the ...

oven really makes the house hot.

So, instead of that I.....

went with the white shirt.

They came to our home and...

arrested me and I didnt' do nothing wrong. Really.

I had to hire....

2 more people.

Try these cookies, they...

are 100% chocolate and 100% fat free...honest...would I lie to you?

After she caught me lying she told me that I could.....

:lol: SO FUNNY!


Cook my own dinner for the rest of my life & hers too~She was pissed!(LOL)



I find it funny that.....

that the media will spend 24/7 on Tiger Woods and never mention a hero we have in Iraq or Afghanistan, sad really.

"No more monkeys ......"

jumping on the bed!

Who ya gonna call....

Ghost Busters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I aint gonna call...................

you late for dinner anymore!

Somewhere over the ......

bridge he is waiting for you.

This car is getting...

(truck) serviced today, I just dropped it off.

I did it 3 times before she .....

said 'enough already - the windows are sparkling clean'.

So, then I just decided to.....

go home and get some rest.

This is time to...

pray and mediate.

When I'm finished with that I can....

go home and get some rest.

This is like having...

a full time job.

That reminds me, I need to ......

go to the bathroom.

I already told you to...

get off the couch and go wash the dishes.

How many times.....

did you go to the movies?


The silence is making...

me crazy!!!

Where did everyone ...

go?

It is Sunday and I have thought...

about staying home but I know if I don't go to church I may miss something God has planned for me.

So there I was right in the middle of Girl Scouts and Boy Scouts without any .....

chance of winning.

Don't tell me lies, I am...

not stupid I can tell when you do.

Why do You always................

have to call me at work?

To be single is one thing, now...

that I never wanna be again.

I would never get to.....................