Novel!

WYR be an only child or one of many (5+) ?

One of many.

WYR dance in wild abandon by the light of the full moon or go to a charity event and meet celebrities?

Charity event with celebrities. Preferably Alan Rickman.

WYR work at a fast food place or in retail?

retail

WYR a wicked witch cast a spell on you and changed into a dog or into a cat?

cat

paper towels or hand blow drier?

paper towels

coffee or tea in the morning?

coffee

stay up late or get up early?

early

WYR grow roses or cactus?

Roses

WYR be completely deaf in one ear or half deaf in both ears?

Completely deaf in one ear.

WYR live in the 1950s or the 2000s?

2000s. I wouldn't do "doting housewife" very well. :lol:

WYR sleep on the floor or in a really uncomfortable (lumpy/hard/etc) bed?

bed, always.

WYR eat a plateful of fear factor food (dog meat, cow eye balls, larva) or a plate full of wasabi?

wasabi

WYR have your teeth be twice their length or half their length?

hmm.... half, I guess.

WYR be Oompa Loompa Orange tanned, or Casper pale?

Casper pale, no contest! I don't carry off the orange look very well :D

WYR be stuck in the Big Brother house or solitary confinement for a week?