No- but I've looked.

Hy/WYE raced a car in the 'powder puffs' drag strip.

no

HY/WYE been in a parade?

Never in a parade - only watched.

HY/WYE dressed up in a halloween costume?

Yep... and I love it!!!

HY/WYE tell someone their kids has no manner?

No -- haven't seen that yet.

HY/WYE made opsters for a special event.

opsters ???? what is it?

HY/WYE ask a friend's boy/girlfriend for $?

no.. And I've learned not to lend either (sorry, Posters-made poster.

HY/WYE made Posters for a special event.

yep I've done it...

HY/WYE exchange cars with a friend?

yes

have you ever used an outhouse ?

just about every freakin' day of my life...Mon-Fri

HYE kissed and told when told not to?

yep

HY/WYE ignore someone talking to you because they annoy you?

Oh yes. I turned deaf all of a sudden.

HY/WYE wear someone elses glasses and not know it.

Nope
Have you/would you ever have an affair?

I did.

HY/WYE drink during work hours?

Once - hopefully never again - Secry's day - we all went waayy out there during lunch.

HY/WYE Found out about a co-worker using the company credit cards for personal gain.

never did

HY/WYE give back an extra $ the cashier gave to you by mistake?

Yes I have.

HY/WYE give $$ to the man standing on the side of street with sign?

Yes
Have you ever/would you ever jump out of an airplane?

I would love to do that but only wearing a parachute.

WYE/Have You been on a train.

many times

HY/WYE ignore an accident so you don't have to be the witness

No - I don't think so.

HY/WYE testify against a friend in court?

no way

HY/WYE share table with strangers at a public place?

I have had to...sometimes nice...sometimes sucks.

HYE/WYE bust out laughing in a restaurant because you read a young man's shirt when he walked by that read..."I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

funny... but never saw that phrase before...

HY/WYE pee at the curb because you couldn't hold until you find a bathroom?

Not at a curb but behind a building.

HY/WYE improvise when there's no toilet paper?

LOL...not long ago in the job outhouse the car trader magazine came in real handy for several of us!

HYE experienced claustrophobia from out of nowhere?

Oh Yeah

Have you ever gone into a building that said "no admittance" ?

No
Have you ever/would you ever sleep with the opposite sex for money?

No - I haven't and hopefully I never will have to.

WYE/HY left a party without saying good-bye to anyone.

sure.....

HYE spent the night outside at church watching the booths for the fair the next day

no

HY/WYE pick up a food that fell on the floor and eat it???

Yes- I give it the 3 second rule

HY/WYE blow your horn at a nice looking driver?

I think I've done that... :D

HY/WYE sing at a karaoke bar?

NO, but I have listened to other people sing at a Karaoke Bar

Have you ever dated a martial arts expert ?

No but we had one over for dinner several times and to watch the UFC (past Vicar now Pastor)

WYE/HYE broken a board in half with your head?

EWWWW No way...

HY/WYE .. forgot to wash your hands after using the restroom?

Most of the time I go in the job outhouses...no water!...be careful...very careful....

ps...I have my own wipes!

HYE rolled around on the floor with a toddler....

nope.. No one i know has any kids...

Have you ever delivered puppies?

nope but kittens

HYE had to make a 911 call

Yes i have - Dex-H car rolled down drive & hit house next to gas meter.

HYE/WY: follow a fire truck?