Guess you'll have to get Angie to get them out of her purse then.

Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)

... for little, bitty books....

You all do know that all this laughing hurts my hernias...which will be operated on Thursday... thank you....

I am pretty sure there will be no sneezing...coughing...lifting or laughing allowed for a while...

so knock it off....

I've never heard them referred to as "hernias"! Will you speak in a high voice once they are removed?

stop it!...owww...owww...ouch....

Maybe when it's done, he can get a job working in a harem.

Oh go ahead...everyone take a whack at 'em....

Will candy fall out if we whack them just right?

Here are instructions for Gary's surgeon.

You know, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him. I'll get over it!

You ladies are killin' me!

Quite hilarious...

Already I am wondering how I will be able to make it here tomorrow w/o coffee in me....

Hernia surgery will be a piece of cake for me (since I'm OUT! during it) compared to not being able to drink my morning coffee!

Can we say HEADACHE!

Headache???
 

With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.

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:D Bill, if he can't see them I am in a lot more trouble than I think! :D

What if he misses ? Will you be singing in the soprano section of the choir ?

http://www.gratitude-rocks.com/image...s%20stones.jpg

surgical instruments: the surgeon selects 2 that lie comfortably in his hands, brings the rocks into the correct position and:

WHACK!!!

bangs them together