I am.

TPBM chews gum when they don't have time to brush their teeth.

yep

TPBM pick up the cloth they will wear next day before going to bed

not hard remembering levis/shorts and a t-shirt

TPBM tears recipes out of magazine cookbooks that they will never-ever cook!

Do this all the time.

TPBM has a cookbook collection.

Small one...basics...Taste of Home ~ Pillsbury ~ Betty Crocker and Rachael Ray of course....

TPBM knows what Iowa stands for

is this a trick question? lol

TPBM likes to play video games.

only if it is Super Mario Brothers....but that was about 20 years ago with my son!...not something he/we ever got into....we went outside to play...

OK...in a comedy club once we were with a couple from IOWA...a young Marine couple...the comic teased them and said IOWA stood for....Idiots Out Wandering Around...funny...if you are not from IOWA!

TPBM is pulling for the Phillies

Not funny Gary! I'm sure we can come up with something California stands for! :devil:

Yeah, rooting for the Phillies.

TPBM does weightlifting.

yep....12 ounces at a time...11...10...9...8...soon I'll need another one!

It wasn't MY joke....wink

TPBM is going to watch/watched a cartoon tonight with their spouse...Charlie Brown...Monsters...

no

TPBM has a library card

I do.

TPBM is chilly today.

no... It is actually pretty good here today...

TPBM has a calendar in sight at work

nope

TPBM shampooed the stairs today

Not a chance

TPBM usually wears a watch.

only for a fashion statement ;)

tpbm is going to have a good evening with a postive attitude if it kills them