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Old 06-13-2006, 12:49 PM   #1  
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Default To lighten everyone's day, here is a joke!

I realize it isn't normal to post jokes here, but this one almost had me PIMP. Enjoy!

Subject: An Old Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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Old 06-13-2006, 01:28 PM   #2  
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LOL! another funny thing about this post was that i didnt realize at first what PIMP meant in the context...but now i do.. LOL
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I like that one..lol
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Lol, that was funny. Hmmm , reminds me of my DH.
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Oh you silly bird you ROFL !!!!

We could use some more things to smile about
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Thanx for being light hearted and making us smile
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Old 06-15-2006, 08:31 PM   #7  
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I'm a lesbian and it was even funny to me
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