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Ten Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

(Thought you early birds & working girls would like these!!! :D )

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the number one thing to say when you've been caught?

1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."

Shhhhhhhh don't tell everyone what I really do ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leenie

Shhhhhhhh don't tell everyone what I really do ;)

OOOooops! Too late! ;)

<-----is innocent she swears!! :lol: