Today my pet peeve is people telling me how terribly and grotesquely FAT they are, maybe even confiding how much weight they want to lose. AND THEY WEIGH LESS THAN ME.
(Honey, I feel your pain but tell it to the (fat) hand, OK? 'Cause if I hear one more time about how you aren't getting into those size 8 jeans anymore, I'm gonna have to snap you in half like the $&#%!! twig you are.)
Your turn!


