I am highly suspicious of all of you and will thus not socialise in the jolly jolly atmosphere you've all created here, as I think it merely a trap to lure me into drinking not one but two grande iced white mochas from Starbucks.
Oh wait...I did all that today right on my own. Puh!
Well, just like the 1500m in the Olympics, I've set the pace. Who's going to take over from me? Huh? Huh? WHO?
You all just dont dare, do ya