I am Smeagol
 

Ever seen Lord of the Rings? Well I feel like Smeagol, that little short dude who talks to himself and has arguments and even physical attacks on himself. Really now, I was watching that movie again and I realized that if you swapped "the ring" with food, then I am Smeagol. I am that obsessed with food and it CONSUMES me sometimes. This is how I act in the kitchen. These are the same things that go through my head! "My precious chocolate..." "But the diet will not allow such things. Master will be angry with us" Ahhhh! Then insanity! I even end up slapping myself sometimes. How crazy am I?

Tell Gollum to Leave! Now! And Never Come Back! We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!

This is a pretty awesome analogy.