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Old 03-09-2006, 08:34 AM   #1  
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Got this in part of an email and I was like WHAT?!?!?! Guess it MIGHT be a way to do it..but on ME it just adds MORE wrinkles. I'll settle for sagging And swinging. And didn't someone mention hot flashes?



---Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
---I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
---Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:52 AM   #2  
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That remindes me .....

A balanced diet is a brownie in each hand
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Old 03-09-2006, 09:10 AM   #3  
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inner child playing with matches!! Im going to have to remember that one!!
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A favorite that I saw on a homeschooling list was in someones signature line.

It said: I'm not talking to myself! I'm having a parent teacher conference...
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That was cute!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:31 PM   #6  
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Leenie, Snoopy & Woodstock say a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in one hand and a root beer in the other.
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