Discover your REAL name!
 

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah is a senior manager isnow known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.


The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:


a = poopsie b = lumpy

c = buttercup d = gadget

e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim j = stinky

k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy

o = goober p = doofus

q = slimy r = loopy

s = snotty t = tootie

u = dorkey v = squeezit

w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = apple b = toilet

c = giggle d = burger

e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle

i = cootie j = monkey

k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino

o = bubble p = hamster

q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil

u = chicken v = pickle

w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker


Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth

c = face d = nose

e = tush f = breath

g = pants h = shorts

i = lips j = honker

k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks

o = hiney p = biscuits

q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = kisser

w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Hee hee hee.....

I'm Poopsie Cootietush :lol:

Im loopy livertush.....which amazingly is also my Gangsta street name.....fo'schizzle mah'nizzle....

Too funny! I'm loopy gerbil sniffer! Why did I admit that!

Dale is boobie bubblefanny.....no wonder I love him so much.

I better start practicing writing Mrs. Bubblefanny on my peechy folder.

I'm Zippy Apple. Not nearly as fun as Poopsie Cootietush or Boobie Bubblefanny -- what great names!

What's the second part of your last name, Jina?

that is cute. i am gadget bananabrains.

:lol3:

Oops! Missed the last part of the last name... that makes me Zippy Applesniffer.

Dorkey Wafflesniffer ........Hmmmmmmm..........Think I'll stick with Laura :)

So far, I think Crusty Rhinobuns takes the prize. I'm still laughing!

Hmmm, I'm Snotty Gerbilbuns...

I am Cheeseball Girtlehiney :)

hahahahaah my kids are Zippy Rhinobutt and Booby Rhinobutt and DH is Dinky Rhino butt, ROFL

Boobie BubbleNose :fr:

Oh joy, I get to be Zippy Bubbletush

Even THEY know I have a bubblebutt! :lol:

Ladies.... I'd like to introduce myself... I am...

Goober Rhinobuns

I am Snooty Applesniffer....me and Jina must be sisters lol

Loopy Liverhiney here.....and the bf is Crusty Applesniffer......and the kids....Pinky and Cheeseball....Pinkys my girl and Cheeseball is my boy....!!!!!

Boobie Lizardbuns, reporting for duty.

:( :cry: :?: :no:
Alright...I guess I should win a prize here for having the most shameful and humiliating worst name of all...
Lumpy CootieFanny :sssh: :(
Not fair, lol! My fanny is not nearly as lumpy as it was 54 pounds ago and it never had any cooties! :lol:

:rofl:

I'm Dinky Chickensniffer!

Crusty Applefanny oh man that sounds like a disgusting disease!!!

Zippy Liverhead at your service!

Some of these names....killing me, seriously. :)

I printed this out and gave all of my study hall students new names today. It was a riot! I think they all needed the pick me up.

My favorite: Chim-chim Chickenbuns and a BOY in my class actually ended up with the name Oprah!!!!

Loopy Wafflesquirt here

Poopsie Livertush checkin in!