20 Ways To Maintain Your Insanity
 

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN YOUR INSANITY:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With; "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock-Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This Joke To Someone To Make Them Smile....It's Called Therapy...




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Froufy

HAAAAAAAAA!!! cute :D

I can see me doing these things to my boss !! haaaaaaaa she's got a good sense of humor.

Very fun! I believe strongly in keeping high levels of fun insanity in my life. I'm pretty sure I've mentioned cleaning in my tiara (and recently my prom dress along with it ;) )

I actually did the coffee thing a few years back. They were trying for months to find out who did it! :lol:

HAHAHA these are great! Thanks for the laugh! :rofl:

Glad you enjoyed it!

Froufy:)

:lol: oh too funny. One of my bosses has NO sense of humor so I can't do some of those. But it'd be hilarious! lol