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Old 02-10-2004, 11:09 PM   #61  
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it occured to them! Joan, who has swindled most of her money on cheap booze and south american boys, was in desperate need of a new beginning. She needed something big.. something grand, to bring the spot light back her way. They saw through Joan and her demented plans. They were not about to let this recipe fall into her hands. "NO THANK YOU!" screamed Lenda into the phone and quickly hung it up.

Meanwhile, in a distant place, Bill Gates and his forces of darkness were gathered around a large round table......
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"we have to take down these girls" he said "as soon as they make these bars and promote 3 fatchicks.com all of our e-businesses will fall apart." He looked horrified... " they will only want to log onto one website and it will take over the world, plus now that I have been taking Trim Spa I decided to go into the fitness business and I don't want to compete with a bunch of fat chicks!"

Sitting on the other side of the table was a very thin blonde woman. The blonde woman returned to her desk and pulled out her purse, hidden in her wallet was a picture of her in a former life....she was a 300 pound woman....she had lost it all on Atkins but none of these people her at her work knew that, they just thougth she had always been this blonde hottie you see before you now. She looks closer at the picture....Carby is standing next to her in the picture. They are smiling, arm and arm, such good friends....she hadn't seen Carby in years.....not since their Induction days.

Ally DaVinci (the blonde woman) has an idea.......
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they were hit with pure inspiration! There was nothing Joan Rivers could do for them! They needed The Fab Five! Gay is in - old women who've had too much plastic surgery and dress terribly are out!

They quickly went over their plan with Oprah. She was terribly excited about a slim down, whole life makeover so she picked up the phone and...
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ordered some low carb pizza - god she was so hungry talking about all this yummy food.

The doorbell rang, and who should be standing there holding the pizza box but....
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Carby's nephew Zach, he was so happy to see Carby. The family had been looking for Carby since the news of her Protein bars had been released to the public, but no one knew where to reach Carby, when Carby's mom had received a frightening phone call.
The woman's voice on the other end of the phone had sounded panicked and she said "please find Carby and tell her she is in danger....All I can say is Bill Gates" and she had hung up. Carby's mom faintly recognized the voice but she couldn't place it. The whole family went in search of Carby not knowing what had become of her and Lenda.
Zach was elated to find Carby safe and they all dropped the pizza and ran straight to Carby's mothers house. Carby's mother was totally shaken "OH CARBY there is another call.... the woman left a message on the answering machine this time!!!"

They all gathered around the answering machine to hear the message.....Carby immediatly recognized the voice!!! It was Ally Da Vinci.......
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...and she meant business. As they were standing there shocked....a big rock was thrown thru the window.....on it was a note and a bag of Hershey's chocolate kisses...they unwrapped the kisses and started enjoying them...then someone got the note and began to read...it said.....
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Foolish women! I knew I'd get you! These kisses are made with sugar alcohols!!! You'll be spending so much time in the bathroom, you won't have time to accomplish anything!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!




And that was it. Who would send such a thing? And why would our heroines cave in so easily to a high carb temptation? Was there any hope at all?
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Of course there was - suddenly there was a knock at the door - the women were scared to open it - and peered thru the peephole...who should they see but....
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