My grievance is that your nutritional information is insanely hard to understand! 3 tablespoons = 150 calories. 5 cups = 130 calories but then one bag is something like 12 cups?! Are you using new math popcorn?! How do you get 12 cups out of 3 tablespoons?! Was there a meeting or a memo or a TPS report that I missed, popcorn?!
I shall now attempt to wrestle you to the floor, as is Festivus tradition popcorn.

) BUT that's like 3 servings per bag?