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Old 11-02-2006, 03:31 PM   #1  
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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."




The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Old 11-02-2006, 03:49 PM   #2  
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:00 AM   #3  
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Lol!
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Old 11-03-2006, 12:54 PM   #4  
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You made me laugh out loud! At first I thought "I'm married and I'm Jewish" was the punch line, so when I read the real punch line, I almost choked!!
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:31 AM   #5  
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That's great!!!
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #6  
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That one made me giggle.
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Old 11-09-2006, 02:14 PM   #7  
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hahahah Great one!
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