The parrot
A parrot walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any grapes?" The bartender said, "no" and the parrot left. A few hours later, the parrot was back, asking the bartender, "got any grapes?" For the next week, several times every day the parrot would walk in and ask the bartender, "got any grapes?"
One day the bartender said to the parrot, "if you come in here asking me for grapes again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day the parrot walked in and said, "got any nails?" "No!" Replied the bartender, "I don't have any nails!"
"Got any grapes?"
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