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Old 02-14-2006, 02:02 PM   #1  
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Wink Bar Etiquette

A sexy young woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural
>>pub. She gestured
>>alluringly to the bartender who approached her
>>immediately. She
>>seductively signaled
>>that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
>>did, she gently
>>caressed
>>his full beard.
>>
>>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
>>face with both
>>hands.
>>
>>"Actually, no," he replied.
>>
>>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
>>said, running her
>>hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>>
>>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
>>there anything I can
>>do?"
>>
>>"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
>>continued, running her
>>forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
>>popping a couple of her
>>fingers
>>into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>>
>>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
>>say.
>>
>>"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
>>hand soap, or paper
>>
>>towels in the ladies room."
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Old 02-14-2006, 03:51 PM   #2  
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EWWWWWWWWW!! Wow, that even grossed out my DH!

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Old 02-14-2006, 04:21 PM   #3  
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SO not expecting the ending!
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:26 PM   #4  
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I'm dying to know guys... what the **** does DH stand for? Am I dumb or what?
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Dear or Damn Husband
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:41 PM   #6  
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ahh, that's what i thought. I just didn't know if it was dear or damn, lol.
thank you, Deafinlysmart
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Old 02-17-2006, 01:28 PM   #7  
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Very often, it's both, isn't it? What's the one for boyfriend?
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Bf
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Old 04-07-2006, 10:58 PM   #9  
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That was very funny. LOL
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Old 04-10-2006, 12:31 AM   #10  
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Very cute. Loved it!
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Old 04-10-2006, 04:27 AM   #11  
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lol!
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Old 04-12-2006, 02:46 PM   #12  
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Now that was good!
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Old 04-18-2006, 04:26 PM   #13  
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Good one...you just made my joke of the day on my yahoo 360 page....lol
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