Friday Funny
As a husband sits on the couch watching tv his wife comes up behind him and whacks him on the head with a rolled up newspaper. "What's that for", he cries. "Well," says his wife "when I emptied your pants pockets to do laundry I found a phone number written down on a piece of paper with the name LuLu and I'm not real happy about it!" "Oh honey," replied the husband "LuLu is the name of a horse I bet on at the track last week and the phone number is for the bookie at the track." The wife was satisfied with this answer and quickly put the matter out of her mind. Several days later the wife comes in the living room with a frying pan in her hand and proceeds to knock her husband over the head. "now what was that for?!" cried the husband. His wife replies " Your horse just called, she wants to talk to you."
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