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Old 10-12-2005, 02:01 PM   #1  
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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:34 PM   #2  
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:55 PM   #3  
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Love it!
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:47 PM   #4  
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there's some words to live by
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:29 PM   #5  
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Hi PioneerPrincess! I have missed welcoming you to our boards. I see that you live in MA. I spent a summer there at Stonehill College. I love New England! I would really love to come in the fall sometime. Glad to have you here!
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That's cute!
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Old 10-12-2005, 07:31 PM   #7  
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I'm with Melissa. This is hysterical. When I have time, I'll have Jim read it. He has a great sense of humor.
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:01 PM   #8  
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to both our new princesses.



good words, kathy. (and oooooh sooooo trueeeeee)
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:35 PM   #9  
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Whoa, Sandra, how did you do that?
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:52 PM   #10  
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melissa, just check advanced posting then you have a lot of things you can do for your posting.

if you want more smilies, click [more] over under the smilies.

i just found this the other day and am having a blast!!!!
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:53 PM   #11  
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i know how to do colors and larger sizes, but have never seen anything like your little welcome thingee. You go girl.
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