Ok , I'll go first....
Firstly "cellulite" is fat plain and simple... IMHO you must do the trinity:
1. Eat clean, by this I mean,eat a low fat, low carb as unprocessed as possible LIFESTYLE...
2. Weight train, with intensity....to firstly, make more muscle to burn more fat ... the wonderful thing about muscle and weight training is that you can sculpt your upper body and lower body to be more symetrical ... Like making your back wider to make your waist look smaller and hips in proportion. 3-4 times/week...
3. Cardio, HIIT, High Intensity Interval Training... You don't have to do an hour or two of cardio, just do it intently for 30-45 minutes 3-4 time/week.....
Just my 2 cents....
NEXT!!!!