01-18-2004, 03:26 AM
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Rattie Lover
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Southwestern Arizona (Cactus World)
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Here's another good one...
The Following Are Just A Few Excuses For Auto Accidents That People Submitted To An Insurance Company:- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.
- I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
- I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
- The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- The indrect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
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