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Old 01-15-2004, 09:15 AM   #1  
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Default What women should.....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...one old love
she can imagine
going back to...
and one who reminds
her how far she has come...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...enough money within her
control to move out and
rent a place of her own
even if she never wants
to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..something perfect to wear if
the employer or date of her dreams
wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..a youth she's content
to leave behind...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a past juicy enough that
she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a set of screwdrivers, a
cordless drill, and a black
lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..one friend who always makes
her laugh... and one who lets
her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a good piece of furniture
not previously owned by anyone
else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...eight matching plates, wine
glasses with stems, and a recipe
for a meal that will make her
guests feel honored..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a feeling of control over
her destiny...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
..how to fall in love without
losing herself...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
..how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend
without ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...when to try harder... and
when to walk away...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...that she can't change the
length of her calves, the width
of her hips, or the nature of her
parents...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...that her childhood may not
have been perfect...but its
over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...what she would and wouldn't
do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
..how to live alone... even if
she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't
take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
...where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
..what she can and can't
accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:57 AM   #2  
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Here, here!
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I love that one!!!!
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Here is another good one....

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
(George Carlin)


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the high country, to a foreign country,but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Girlfriends

*Girlfriends bring casseroles and scrub your bathroom when you need help.
*Girlfriends keep your children and your secrets.
*Girlfriends give advice when you ask for it. Sometimes you take it, sometimes you don't.
*Girlfriends don't always tell you that you're right, but they're usually honest.
*Girlfriends still love you, even when they don't agree with your choices.
*Girlfriends laugh with you, and you don't need canned jokes to start the laughter.
*Girlfriends pull you out of jams.
*Girlfriends will give a party for your son or daughter when they get married or have a baby.
*Girlfriends are there for you, in an instant.
*Girlfriends listen when you lose a! job or a friend.
*Girlfriends listen when your children break your heart.
*Girlfriends listen when your parents' minds and bodies fail.
*Girlfriends cry with you when someone you loved dies.
*Girlfriends are daughters, daughter-in-laws, sisters, family,and friends who bless our lives.
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Good ones, Noodles.
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Those were great Noodles
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Thanks!

Ok so who's bringing the casserole then??
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I'll bring the casserole in you scrub my bathroom.
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I'll bring the casserole in you scrub my bathroom.

No problem. I enjoy cleaning...really I do. I just dont mop floors or clean windows. Just about everything else I do though...
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I'll do windows and mopping is someone else will do the laundry and dishes. I hate dusting too. Frag! I really need to get rich so I can afford to hire some help
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I'll dust for you, but someone needs to clean my bathroom floor. I don't like getting down there on my hands and knees around the toilet. icky.
A get-rich-scheme... must think of something, Mauvais...
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I'll dust for you, but someone needs to clean my bathroom floor. I don't like getting down there on my hands and knees around the toilet. icky.
A get-rich-scheme... must think of something, Mauvais...
Yeck..Me either!!! That's the husbands job!!
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