True, true! My stretch marks are doing the weirdest things these days. They've developed pock marks, like craters on the moon.
Lovely. I have deep purple craters on all the purple streaks running vertically all over my belly.
But I'll take that any day! Thankfully they're low enough that even if I ever did want to wear a bikini, I could...with the right bikini! LOL! No string bikini for me...uh...ever!