LOL, my fiance just gave me the funniest "compliment"
I have a flat butt. Even at 180+lbs I had a flat butt. It jiggled more, but it was still flat. For some reason, this particular body shortcoming doesn't bother me that much. I'm not that self conscious about it. Maybe because my butt is behind me and so I don't have to remind myself of its flatness all the time, lol. I obsess and worry over my tummy pooch, and if somebody joked about it, I'd be absolutely mortified. But my flat butt, whatever, I joke about it, it just doesn't bother me that much. I have a flat butt, whatever.
So this has been kind of an affectionate joke between my fiance and I. He knows that it doesn't bother me, and I know that he likes me and my flat butt just the way it is.
Today we were talking on the phone (he's still in Iraq), and I was whining about how yesterday was my first day of class and my bum hurt from sitting in the desks because it's so flat. And he said "you don't even have a flat butt. You don't even have a butt anymore. You have like...a crack at the top of your legs."
I BUSTED a gut laughing. I have no idea why that is so funny to me. Just the way he said it...I dunno. Anyways, this is probably a you-had-to-have-been-there kinda thing, but I felt it was worth sharing.
I only recently discovered that I do, in fact, have a butt. Even when I was big I was all boobs, no butt. And then I kind of figured that I did have some kind of butt, but that it was hidden under all that (ahem) padding, but I started losing and - nothing.
But the other day I was informed that I have developed a bit of a bum. I credit the yoga. It's so weird!
I had to build myself a butt. Squats and lunges have taken me from so flat I couldn't hold up underwear (seriously) to a nice, muscular, rounded curve. So worth the hours of work.
I had to build myself a butt. Squats and lunges have taken me from so flat I couldn't hold up underwear (seriously) to a nice, muscular, rounded curve. So worth the hours of work.
Huh. You learn something new every day.
And I died laughing, that's hilarious. I told my bf and he started laughing too lol.
OH man, now I'm worried about not having a butt when I get further along.
I have this annoying thing when I'm on the exercycle, can feel the lower-back/butt fat dimpling in where I'm sitting. Hard to explain but it like.. goes in. That is what makes me think I will be lacking in the buttular region. That and my mum is pretty flat-butted.
LOL, my fiance just gave me the funniest "compliment"
