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Old 11-29-2008, 12:45 AM   #1  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**!
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:51 AM   #2  
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What if you gave her a thousand dollars?
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:29 AM   #3  
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Gary, I love this! Great!
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Old 11-29-2008, 03:47 AM   #4  
I was born this way hey!
 
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:35 AM   #5  
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What if you gave her a thousand dollars?
I'm guessing I'd have to move all my stuff out of the closet to make room for her new clothes.
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:52 AM   #6  
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Lol!
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:51 PM   #7  
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I always keep a big shovel handy..........just in case.
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Old 11-29-2008, 06:08 PM   #8  
2 wheels is plenty :D
 
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I always keep a big shovel handy..........just in case.
Almost more hilarious than the OP.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:20 PM   #9  
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haha, i like this.
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