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Old 11-28-2008, 07:35 PM   #1  
I'M A YOGA WIDOWER!
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THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE!


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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,

P. Niss

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Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,

V. Gina
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Old 11-28-2008, 08:32 PM   #2  
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oops! I meant to post this in Lighten Up....sorry
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:03 PM   #3  
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:06 PM   #4  
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omg that's the funniest thing i've read all week!
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:06 PM   #5  
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On another note (knowing that you post in Christian encouragers - not that I am one, but...) have you seen the news about the priest who's trying to encourage his married congregation to have more sex? He told them last week to go home and have sex every day for a week.

Hubby and I are both atheists, but we think it's a fantastic idea! We're up to day 5 ... (Goodness knows why this links to the Times of India - it was the first link that came up on Google!)
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:23 PM   #6  
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[QUOTE=Primm;2473049]

On another note (knowing that you post in Christian encouragers - not that I am one, but...)Yep...I am probably NOT the best representative of my church! have you seen the news about the priest who's trying to encourage his married congregation to have more sex? I heard about it on the news He told them last week to go home and have sex every day for a week. I have an appointment for Angie to talk with him

Hubby and I are both atheists, but we think it's a fantastic idea! We're up to day 5 ... How in the heck does your DH keep it up?[QUOTE]
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:57 AM   #7  
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Gary - you crack me up!!! LOL

will have to share with DH
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