Location: Louisville, KY (though really I'm a Michigander)
Posts: 75
S/C/G: 185/180/155
Height: 5'8"
In laws
I'm living with my mother in law and her husband. They're only home a few days a month (they're truck drivers), but when they are home, my step father in law walks around in just his boxers. He also likes to pat/scratch/rub my shoulder sometimes when he walks by (just briefly). Both of these things make me very uncomfortable (I'm not a touchy kind of person), but I really have no idea how I would get him to at the very least put a shirt on when I'm around, without offending him.
Every time you see him like this, cover your eyes and exclaim, "Oh my God, I didn't mean to run into you half naked, how embarrassing!" and run the other way.
Every time you see him like this, cover your eyes and exclaim, "Oh my God, I didn't mean to run into you half naked, how embarrassing!" and run the other way.
In laws
I like this one 
