Yikes! Leather thong!?! Kind of kinky!! LOL! I'm afraid at this point if I'm wearing a thong, it is not by choice! You know what I mean?! I'm not a judgemental person, but my size 13 underwear was hanging down to my knees and decided that I need to buy myself something new and instead of looking for underwear at a resale place!!!! So my 15 and 16 year old grandsons went shopping for WII stuff and granny underwear. While I was over at the underwear area the grandsons pulled up and decided that this was not a place they wanted to stay very long. But, at the same time they pulled up, and I'm not exaggerating one bit, a woman with the biggest rear-end I have ever seen, came strolling over and picked up a pair of lacy thong underwear and held it up to her waist. You talk about giggles and fits. I thought the grandsons were going to swallow their tongues. One even stuck his hat in is mouth to muffle the laughter. I abruptly walked off and I heard one of the boys, deadpan serious, tell the other one "Boy that is going to leave a mark!" Then, me, a woman with a big fat flabby rump, laughed until I was weak and had to sit down. I don't know why it was so funny, but if and I'm saying if, that woman even tried to wear those things you would never, never, ever see them again. I wonder if you can get gangrene from those things!!! LOL!!!!
OT topic: I've decided that if I'm ever in an accident and because all of my clothes and bras have come from Goodwill and Salvo and most of them have some one's name marked on the labels. They won't really know my name. Alice on my bra label shirt has Beth, and my jeans have Martha!
nanj, your story is a riot! if i put on a thong, I'd never find it again! I don't think i'd wear one if i was thin. i mean, on a daily basis, what's the point?
You know, a tatoo on my rump with my name might be the answer!
But.......with all the dips, rolls, bumps and flabbiness, I'm afraid that they would think that it was Egyptian hieroglyphics and my butt would be sent off to some museum. Probably where it belongs anyway!!!
They wouldn't have trouble seeing it especially if I had on that leather thong!!
I did last night. Yesterday my little grandson missed the bus and I threw on my robe, put some undies on and boots and out the door! When I got back I was walking funny and realized that I had put both legs in one leg hole of my underwear. IT WAS TIME!!!!
You got me laughing so hard the tears are coming and then I keep reading any it only makes it worse. About time you bought some BRAND new undies!! I am so happy for the success you have had so far. Keep up the good work.
Yes to all others we have a good (sometimes warped) sense of humor.
a poem "A funny thing happened on the way to surgery" OR "My new leather thong" hehe
just trying to make you all laugh.
I don't care how big they were, how did you not notice you were wearing mini-skirt undies with one baggie side?! hehehe
