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Old 11-06-2007, 02:51 PM   #1  
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the **** is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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Old 11-06-2007, 09:47 PM   #2  
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Angie tried it once...didn't work.
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:29 AM   #3  
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DH says it's because you forgot to water it....
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