I was just happily sitting at my desk...smiling away. I picked up my mirror to check myself out, I smile and literally gasped (and choked on spit!), whilst dropping the mirror at the glacier sized grape skin stuck to my front tooth. I had grapes like an hour ago. Seriously people (coworkers)......some things are better left unsaid, but this could have been brought to my attention like......45 minutes ago!!!
Also, no one mentioned to be that I didn't wear pants to work today....yep! I thought I was putting on my black leggins this morning (very poorly lit room + suns not up yet), but I put on BLACK STOCKINGS!!!!!! Not to mention, the blue stripes and shiny gold anchor on my thong were screaming ALLO!!! I might also add that these pantyhose are the footless kind.
Last edited by ThePrettyOne; 10-25-2007 at 04:58 PM.
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OMG!!!!! HOW SAD, yet funny. I hope you can at least get a good laugh about it....(after you hide under your desk for the rest of the day) I think this qualifies for a Friday off!!!! Hope the rest of your day goes better.
Yikes.. I've been there and done that with panty hose and leggings. The grape skin part is a little funny.. Hope the rest of your day goes better though!
Try being the one to tell a coworker that she has toilet paper hanging out of her skirt! You think it only happens on TV or in jokes, but my coworker REALLY did walk out of the restroom trailing about 5 feet of toilet paper. Let me tell you, our office laughed at that for months!!!
Who did I hear this from? Someone has a "deal" with her friend that at the end of any meal she sits back and says to her friend "so, how's your Mom?" Its a clue where they check out each other's teeth for bits of food. Perhaps you ought to make a deal with a coworker for just this reason!
I always have a problem with cottage cheese and spices getting in one particular space in my teeth, so when I eat these things, I stop in the restroom before heading back to my desk. I hate having food in my teeth. I feel for you.
Try being the one to tell a coworker that she has toilet paper hanging out of her skirt! You think it only happens on TV or in jokes, but my coworker REALLY did walk out of the restroom trailing about 5 feet of toilet paper. Let me tell you, our office laughed at that for months!!!
OMG at my last job. I was the only female in the shipping department of a direct mail company. I had an office, but had to walk through the warehouse floor to use the bathroom, so I got REALLY accustomed to ignoring cat calls and what not. One day, I was (power)walking out of the bathroom back towards my office and I hear "hey"....I ignore, rolling my eyes....I hear him scream again....again...again! Finally aggitated I turn around and scream back "yes??" with a real attitude, and the man points to his back, I'm thinking, "what the **** are you talking about?.....pervert!" .....he points again, acting like he has a tail....I finally pick up on it and turn around to see I have a 5 foot piece of TP coming out of the back of my jeans and trailing on the floor.....like a sick and twisted wedding dress, lol. Must have been the big piece I put on the seat before I sat down, I forgot it was there, it was stuck to my butt when I stood up, and I pulled up my pants, locking it in place. I was mortified but thankful! I was nice to that guy from there on out
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OHHHH MAN, Thankfully to my best knowledge I havnt had any terrible experiences like that. I would probably be traumatized for life. I am the only woman at my place of work. There are 4 men and myself! They would just taunt me forever (in a joking way, not malicious) but OMG!!!!
I remember leaving a movie theatre years ago with a friend of mine, and in the crush to get out of the theatre, I was stuck behind the world's most OBNOXIOUS guy. He was clearly on a date and was trying to "impress" his lady friend with loud, crude language and by pushing people out of the way. The only thing is that after we cleared the theatre, I noticed that he had stepped on some toilet paper whilst in the washroom and was dragging this 2-foot long thing along behind him. I laughed so hard I almost barfed, because it served the jerk right! Of COURSE I didn't say anything. He had this thing on his shoe for at least 3 blocks and EVERYONE was laughing!!! Poor guy, in retrospect, but being an obnoxious jerk, well, he got what he deserved...
People....ya gotta tell me!!
.....he points again, acting like he has a tail....I finally pick up on it and turn around to see I have a 5 foot piece of TP coming out of the back of my jeans and trailing on the floor.....like a sick and twisted wedding dress, lol. Must have been the big piece I put on the seat before I sat down, I forgot it was there, it was stuck to my butt when I stood up, and I pulled up my pants, locking it in place. I was mortified but thankful! I was nice to that guy from there on out 
I thought those things only happened to me!! Seriously, you should invest in a new lamp with a 100 watt light bulb. 
