This girl I know can't just drink one glass of wine once the bottle is open...

Gee, I think I know that girl too ;)

Wine and Martha Stewart
 

There was a joke floating around the internet a few years ago that listed some household tips from Martha Stewart and then stated the Real Womens way to do it.

1 of the items was what to do with left over wine...

Martha's way:
Pour leftover wine into ice cube trays and freeze to be used in sauces and gravies etc later.

The Real Womens way:
leftover wine? whats that?

:D

This girl know ate fast food twice yesterday a Chicken McGrill, from McDoanlds, for lunch and a turkey sub, from Subway, for dinner.

This girl I know - well I am not speaking to her at the moment. She is just not trying! Yesterday - making the excuse she was stressed/pissed off she ate 2 fudgebars, a cappuchino choccie bar and a lemon choccie bar too. She already knows she has put on 3lbs so this is so wrong. I am going to have to have a stern word with this young lady.....

This girl I know has realised that by calorie counting she can have 4 vodkas for every pint of lager she used to drink.

This girl thinks that when she goes to Dublin in a couple of weeks she will economise by drinking vodka instead of beer and therefore can eat whatever she likes :eek:

:rofl: nice theory there princess!

Someone I know bought some wine stoppers thinking that there would be wine left in the bottle once opened....silly girl!

Jules - oh, is that what those things are for . . . :o

Jules - now come on, you know wine evaporates - as soon as you open the bottle - away it goes (down our throats! haha!).

There was once this reallly naughty girl...
 

This naughty girl that I know (who absolutely LOVES football) decided that she was going to join in with the guys on Super Bowl Sunday - after all it was at her house this year - and she had plenty of healthy foods available to munch on...she tried just 5...or so... of the yummy extra hot Buffalo Wings (which she dipped in Wing sauce - no, not the lowfat brand) and then of course her mouth was on fire and so she reached for the best thing to cool a hot tongue (everyone knows that, that would be an ice cold Fosters) and by the end of the game she had drank 5 more (those wings were REALLY hot) -- but, wow that girl really did have a good time hanging out with the guys on Super Bowl Sunday:D