Nasty DRUNK rude golfers who try to play through without asking, when the starter has already packed in the groups like planes over O'Hare can just BITE ME!!!

Cargirl - Thanks for saying that. I know not everyone is like that person... though for some reason I seem to attract it more than others. :)
I am not one of those people who are anti-christian, I'm really not. Perhaps when I was younger and bitter after just leaving a church that was really a bad one. Bad I tell you! *LOL* But I know it was just the group of people, and not all of them just some of them, and not the whole religion either. But it did open my eyes. I do realize also that every group of people is going to have good and bad followers.
It seems like there is a big sign on my back at all times that says "Please come and talk to me if you are a religious fanatic, socially unacceptable, mentally deficiant or just plain weird" Aparrently I'm approachable. *LOL*
It's good to know that there are people out there that really live what they believe and as you said actions speak a lot louder than words. And inaction screams!

oh and while i'm here - monday can bite me. :)

and the girl who i used to work with who i just found out is training to work where i work now... seriously the worst employee i've ever seen - can bite me too. especially if she winds up working anywhere near me. I'll have to leave. *L*

My neighbors and their cell phones can bite me! Sure, the walkway outside my bedroom window is a public space (sort of a fire escape), but that does not mean that you should stand right outside my window talking on the phone at all hours of the day and night. Male neighbor: I don't need to know all the gritty details of your divorce. Female neighbor: I don't need to know all the gritty details of your sex life, believe me I hear plenty through the walls (though I'm sure you hear plenty of me too :o ). Neighbors on both sides, you both have private balconies, use them or y'all can just bite me!

Those stupid Rolex commercials can bite me! "I made my first hole in one, threrefore, I bought myself a watch worth more than most people make in a year!"

Little Debbie can bite me! Nuff said!

Tiki

Ex-boyfriends who show up at my house at three AM drunk and puke on my feet, can BITE ME!

How about ex-husbands that call, drunk as a skunk, at 4AM just to tell you that they are at a club around all these women with beatiful bodies, nice faces, etc. but he would STILL rather just have me. Worse, once he sobered up, he didn't understand why I was so offended.

Tiki

Tiki,
That thing bewteen their legs lowers their IQ's by about 10 thousand points!

Tiki: what a jerk!! obviously he don't see what he really is missing. :)

People who call and don't understand what "that office is closed for the holiday" means or "because they are closed and I cannot help you you will need to call back tuesday when they are open" or "i can't help you because you are not on this account and the customer has to give permission to talk to you before i can help you" or supervisors that won't take transfers for some reason without grilling you and making you feel like they think you are useless because a customer asked for them..... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr They can all bite me.

so there.

lizzy, having rough work day? good job day vibes floating your way.

Thanks, Blu I need them! At least it's friday and i have a whole weekend ahead of me, sans hubby to hang out with my folks and relax. I am really looking forward to 5:30 though... and it's only ten til noon.
That's what I get for having a good week though, a crapful ending. *LOL*

okay my dad can bite me.

the crew left yesterday morning to spend the week with their dads so I was left alone for Easter - I AINT used to that so I was depressed. I called my dad and told him that I was feeling sad, depressed and lonely cause i was up here all alone on Easter. He said "Too bad. Oh well, wife and I are about to eat dinner so I'll talk to you later. Bye"

WHAT DA FA????

Tiki.

Costco can bite me! :mad:

Their magazine said that the South Beach Diet cookbook would be available in their stores on April 13 and I drove all the way up there last night to get one. When I got to the store there wasn't a cookbook in sight! We asked a sales person to check on it for us and she left to go check the computer inventory.

She came back and told us that they used to carry the South West book but they don't anymore. DH said "it is called South Beach and it was only released yesterday and your magazine said you were going to carry it". To which she replied that there was nothing in the inventory with the word South in it.

GRRRRRRR!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: Stores shouldn't advertise something then not deliver it!

At least the Chapters here has it on sale for 30% off and I get another 10% off with my IRewards card. Guess I will pick it up at lunch time today.

Hrmm... every time I go to Costco I leave pissed...

pissed at them
pissed at their other customers
or pissed at my husband

EVERY TIME!

bad vibes, man.... :)

You know when there is road construction. The two lane road narrows down to one lane and there is a sign "Merge Left/Right" So you wait paitently for someone to let you in... and no one does... Then finaly you think that someone is going to let you in so, you try to go for it, only to get honked out and almost smashed into. Then they are cussing you out for what????? For what I ask? Those people can Bite me!

Just had to share, this happened to me yesterday... and I thought to myself... @#%$!%!#$%#$^!#$^#$!%^!#&$%^%

:)

Yes, lousy, selfish and inconsiderate drivers can bite me too! :lol:

lizzi : sounds like me and my wally world. hehe always something.
Tiki What the f$*k? that just baffles me and not what one would expect a father to say. :grouphug:
misteil : i think that happens to everyone when they are there, bad drivers suck.

Ok now to my multi part bite me
hubbies that stay up til 5 am playing stupid playstation, then wake up late for work, roll through a stop light and get pulled over can so bite my a@#!! then cops that pull hubby over and apparantly start the financial universe gods against me can bite me. Not only am i official house chaeffuer (sp?) for the next three months. now hubby had to pay 100 buck ticket, about 50 bucks to get his license back!! then both back tires blown, here goes another chunk of change as soon as tire place opens, son's soccer fees due this weekend 65$, school pics, boom another 40$, hubby's stupid job RECQUIRES him to take a blood pathogen class at a convention first of june another 120$ ( at least, not including food, hotel ect..) which also happens to fall 4 days after son's b day. more money..
throw in some tattoo equpment for work, rent and household stuff. yep the financial gods looked down on us this week. snowball effect because grown man was acting like 13 year old boy. must play playstation til 5 am. oops late for work hury hurry never mind that cop right there. ok ranted out. whew trying hard to keep a stress free attitude but damn.

Yeah, I know what you mean Heather....our car broke down yesterday and it is currently in the garage being repaired$$$$. We really need a new one but can't really afford it right now.

Mauvais : cars are evil is my new assumption. hehe. now it looks like because i was a broke girl and didn't keep my insurance up i might lose my license for 90 days and tags and registration / grr i wasn't even in car and really don't like hubby driving it. it is a 5 sp. and he doesn't do to well. but i guess since i am car owner ultimately responsible. yadayada i know but no way can i be carless for 90 days. grr Ohio DMV bites major butt.

Swimsuit manufacturers who do not believe in women with large boobs can freakin bite me! I hate being short and large chested. If I get a one-peice suit it is all wrinkly in the middle. If I try to get a tankini the chest never fits! I can't believe that swimsuit shopping was actually easier when I wieghed more! ARGGGHHHH! :mad: My freakin boobs can bite me too!

This Thread is Awesome!

Hannah Phi - my best frind has the same problem so my heart goes out to you...but trust me...it ain't fun with the opposite problem either which is what I have...something fits around the torso...and SAGS in front.

Loud Neighbors can BITE ME! Ones that leave their tv on so loud I get woken up at 2 in the morning when I have to get up early! And while I'm at it the architects that design walls PAPER THIN can bite me too.

I agree with you about the bathing suits Hannah! Trying on bathing suits is such an ordeal :p

whats a bathing suit? my t shirt and boxer shorts fit me just fine. :p

:lol3:
I agree, Heather.
I love those bathing suits with the boxer bottoms. One or two piece. They're hard to find, though, and VERY expensive! Which is surprising, as most of the population should NOT be wearing high-cut bathing suits. :rolleyes:

neighborhood kids can bite me. they always pick on my DS (he is the youngest) and had him so upset last night he was shaking and in tears. too bad its against the law for me to go outside and kick their butts.

Oh yeah, and trifling A** parents that allow their kids to act like that even though they KNOW what their kids are doing can really bite me.

Tiki.

Oh, Tiki. I'm so sorry about your little boy. :( That breaks my heart. :grouphug:

Sadly it seems to be the norm nowadays...:(

I can remember my Godson telling me some kids at his school had chucked paint at a teachers car and when the parents/parent was eventually found they could not understand what the big deal was.......

Lizziness - I had to smile reading your Bite me.. you may or not know that if you are "pissed" in UK -that means you are thoroughly bladdered/trousered/drunk. When we are angry, we are pissed off. So when you said you left Costco pissed , for a moment I thought you had been sampling some alcohol!

I guess that's where the saying "pissy drunk" comes from?

Tiki

Okay...I love this thread and read it constantly..I know it's supposed to be kind of a pick me up when things suck, so I am sorry for what I am about to do and hopefully I won't ruin it for the rest of you all but.....



Death can bite me big time......I just found out in one day that my grandfather, a good friend and someone who I served (I was a bartender) for a very long time and liked him alot have all passed away....In one day I learned this and that makes me feel super bad and like I said death can BITE ME! How much do you think a person can handle in one day? Losing three poeple when you feel like you know really know six is hard to cope with.

Sorry again....I needed to get it out and now I feel abit better. I love this website and sometimes feel it is my only hope in this journey I call life.


Dale

Dale, I'm so sorry about your Grandfather and your friend and aquaintance. :cry: That's way too much for a person to handle in one day. Sending you lots of love and hugs and prayers... :grouphug:

I am so sorry Dale. :grouphug:

Dale -Sorry to hear about you Grandfather and friends :grouphug:

trixi I hope you feel better. that is a lot to deal with.

Tiki : i understand that completely my son blue is a tad sensitive and sometimes kids can just be so mean. i try to help him, but my mother instinct says go and kick butt.

:rofl: how true

My Arms can bite me!
They are the absolute bane of my weight loss efforts. I've lost over 30 pounds now and naturally several inches with it...but in my arms? NOTHING they measure the exact same as when I started! ARRRGGG!

BOsses can bite me - in fact NO I will sodding well bite them!

They are space-invaders, cannot see that when you have a phone in your ear and are talking into the receiver, well guess what? you are ON THE PHONE! They charge in banging doors when you are dong something tricky on the computer and you then lose whatever you are doing and they want to chat about nothing when all you want is to be left alone in peace to do your work. Grr!

Of course they can never understand what is the matter with me. Why don't I have a fixed smile plastered on my face all the time and leave all the important jobs so I can say "Yes it does look like rain".....

OK so I am a miserable b*tch but when one has stuff dumped on her last day before a break and then you cannot get rid of the buggers to get on with it, I do lose my cool.