being fat

ditto

yada yada yada

Seinfeld

Soup ****

Matza balls

Adam Sandler

So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah... as in:

ADAM SANDLER LYRICS
THE HANNUKAH OING LYRICS

Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me:

David Lee Roth
Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
And the late Dinah Shorah

Guess who eats together at
The Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!

Paul Newman's half Jewish
And Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock! [both Jewish]

Put on your yamukah
It's time for hannukah
The owner of the seattle supersonica
Celebrates Hannukah

O.J. Simpson
[not a Jew]
But guess who is?
Hall of Famer Rod Carew. [He converted]
We got Ann Landers,
And her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think
That Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!

So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hannukah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hannukah
So drink your Gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica
If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy happy, happy happy Hannukah

Happy Hannukah!

:lol:

Dang! Merrylegs beat me to it ;)

Great minds think alike, Sarah....

coincidence

And let's not forget:

Golda Meir
Rabbi Avi Weiss
Andrea Dworkin
Noam Chomsky
Rivka
Ed Koch
Simon Wiesenthal
Boruh Yeltsin
Gloria Steinem
Abbie Hoffman
Bob Rae
Aaron Copland
Karl Marx
Albert Einstein
Bill Davis
Louis Brandeis
Betty Friedan
Hon. Herb Gray
Mel Lastman (but let's not brag about HIM!)
Pierre Mendes
...

you forgot Sammy Davis Jr.

talent

artist

Prince (when people called him "the artist")

symbol

cymbals

drums

brakes

pits

cherry

coke

diet

again...

sex (as in AGAIN????) ha ha ha ha

Love.....

bah humbug!

:lol: me.

you. :)

us

we

are the champions

New England Patriots :cheer:

Sports

no interest

cash

Show Me The MONEY!!! $$$

Cuba

a good cigar