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Old 11-01-2003, 12:25 PM   #16  
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FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!
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Old 11-01-2003, 02:58 PM   #17  
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Good ones! ALL OF THEM!

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Old 11-01-2003, 05:20 PM   #18  
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Chris! I love your hair!!
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Old 11-01-2003, 09:54 PM   #19  
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Chris-YOU BABE YOU!!!!
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Old 11-01-2003, 09:58 PM   #20  
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It takes a curling iron to get it like that!!!!!!!But thank you!

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Old 11-02-2003, 03:38 AM   #21  
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just sneaking into this thread to ask "who's that gorgeous blonde movie star among you?" Oh, it's Miss Chris! Of course!
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melekalikimaka, you're quite the babe yourself!
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Old 11-02-2003, 11:23 AM   #23  
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YUP!! I think you and Chris need to come over and give me and Ellis a makeover!!!! (I'll haul out the booze, it will be a BLAST!!!)
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Are you hitting on us Den? LOL!

I love ya just the way you are.
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Miss Chris...you look like Charlize Theron.....

Were you in that movie Italian Job????

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Old 11-03-2003, 07:32 AM   #26  
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll try again!"
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Driving to the office this morning on the I-81,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup !!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my
electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned 'Big Jim and the Twins', ruined the phone and

DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Have A Great Day!
(Drive safe, keep the lid on your coffee)
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Old 11-03-2003, 07:47 AM   #28  
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Good ones!
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:23 AM   #29  
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LMAO at Big Jim and The Twins!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Chris-(My place or yours?!?!)
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