Yeah... see?! I've offended Lizzi with my tattoo comment.
Chris, your Pippy braids sound gorgeous!! I used to do that, too. I feel like I'm too old to wear my hair down anymore, so it's almost always in a bun atop my head.
Hmmmm, let me think...
Aha! Brooches! Isn't it just too tacky when women wear BROOCHES!?! Teasing, sweetie. I LOVE your brooches, and I've got a ton of my own.
Yup! Pretty darned difficult to find anything offensive about YOU, Ruth!
By the way, thanks for jumping in and saying, "Oh Ellis! You're not too old to wear your hair down!"
Yeah Ellis! I am sooooo jealous of your long thick hair
My hair dried stupidly this morning so I had to put it up with a hairclip which doesn't look right either
another thing that bugs me is when people scuff their feet when they walk... you can hear them clomping behind you when you are walking up the street...I feel like turning around and saying pick up your feet!!! and for heaven's sake stand up straight too!!!!!
Pet peeves...um tall men or beer belly men who wear their ties too short! You know they are suppose to reach your belt buckle! Tie them with shorter tails or get extra long ties. They aren't that expensive!
Men who wear white socks with black pants and dark shoes. Now if their pants were long enough, I wouldn't notice, but I am talking about the guys whose premade cuffs rest an inch above their shoes!!!
Um...I could go on and on.....
Women who are wearing thongs and they have thin pants and too many butt dimples. Or those whose undies are not thongs and they are up there anyways. (esp if their pants are so tight that we can tell this) Or white shoes and black socks. I hate that! Socks or hoes with sandals. (I will okay socks with birginstocks if they are the hippy type socks) And little girls whose dresses are too short without play shorts on underneath! No one wants to see their undies!!!!! Okay, whew, got that out.
Teasing, sweetie. I LOVE your brooches, and I've got a ton of my own. 
It's actually not the hair that's the problem. It's the face. It's 38 years old. 
pick up your feet!!! and for heaven's sake stand up straight too!!!!!
