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Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
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1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
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2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.
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3. 32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.
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4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
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5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
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6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.
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7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
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9. -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
**** freezes over.
Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup.*