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08-18-2013, 06:36 PM
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Senior Member
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ohio
Posts: 3,033
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Dear (whoever)-Letters you wish you could send!
So I'm a little annoyed today- okay, not a little, a lot. Here are some "letters" I wish I could send them to say what I really want to say. Add yours!
Dear Mom,
Why did you even bother asking if I want you to hang up my suit jacket in my closet if you won't wait for a response (I said no) and won't ask where the correct spot is in my closet (hint: it's not in the middle of four pairs of jeans). And telling me "Oh, you can fix it" is rude.
Signed,
I'm not the disgusting slovenly pig you seem to think I am
Dear Mom,
Your sister is coming over. And as usual, you've enlisted the whole house in a frantic cleaning spree. Because clearly your sister will be mortally offended if there's dishes in the sink, don'tcha know. She's your SISTER, not the president. She earns the same degree of cleanliness we do. And I don't see you busting YOUR a** to clean the house for US.
Signed,
We will not go to **** if the house looks like someone lives here
Dear Dad,
Stop being such an aggressive jackwad. There is no prize for obtaining a weeks worth of groceries from the store in under 10 minutes. This is not Supermarket Sweep! You will not die if the person turning right on red in front of you takes a few extra seconds to verify a lane opening. At an intersection, going around (and continuing straight) a car waiting to turn left (at a light with no left turn light) is RUDE. It's called "Opposing cars turning left coordinating their timing so they both can go". You're just coming home. You can wait 10 seconds for YOUR TURN. It's REALLY not necessary to change lanes 20 times (yes, I counted) between our house and the movie theater 15 minutes away! You won't get there any faster. Calm the down.
Signed,
You make me wish I smoked
Dear Hiring Companies,
HELLO!
Signed,
Bachelor degree holder that needs a JOB THANK YOU
Phew! I feel better now
Last edited by penmage; 08-18-2013 at 06:37 PM.
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08-18-2013, 07:18 PM
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Amazing Revelations
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 541
S/C/G: 272/ticker/161
Height: 5ft 7
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haha I love this thread!
Dear stroppy 12 year old Daughter,
Just because you don't have a pug, an iPad and a wardrobe full of Hollister clothing does not make me a bad mother and gives you no reason to hate me. Kindly take your stroppy butt to your bedroom where you can watch your tv (that I paid for), use your iPod (that I paid for) be warm from all the central heating (that I am paying for) and enjoy the roof over your head (that I am paying for).
yours sincerely, your prematurely greying mother.
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08-18-2013, 07:24 PM
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MF 3/31/13
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Sunny California
Posts: 925
S/C/G: 261/ticker/155 for now
Height: 5'2"
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I love this thread! I'm having a great day, so no letters to post. I'll be back tomorrow after work; I'm sure I'll have plenty to say then.
And I'm going to work the term "stroppy" into my daily vocabulary. I have an affinity for British slang. I clearly live on the wrong continent...
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08-18-2013, 07:30 PM
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Amazing Revelations
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Scotland
Posts: 541
S/C/G: 272/ticker/161
Height: 5ft 7
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haha SuperHero, I am glad you are having a good day! My kid is currently 'chucking a stoonie', that is scots slang for throwing a tantrum. hope your day continues to be good!
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08-18-2013, 08:24 PM
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Girl Gone Strong
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Atlantis, which is near Manhattan
Posts: 6,836
S/C/G: (H)247/(C)159/(Goal)142-138
Height: 5'3"
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Dear Manager:
Thanks a lot for making the new hire's start date on the Monday that I'd planned to take off for my summer vacation -- and then telling me that though the guy who hired her is based in the U.K., and ought to be responsible for training her, I am going to have to train her. Thanks for causing me to cancel my vacation plans at the last minute. Thanks for not even noticing that happened, even though I know the Outlook calendaring function worked for your calendar. Thanks for causing me to miss the big Bouckville Antique Show which I have attended almost yearly since 1986.
Signed,
Your Newly Unmotivated Employee
Dear Cancer:
Please leave my friends and family alone. Go succumb to a cure or something.
Signed,
Someone who's heard too many cancer diagnoses recently
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08-18-2013, 09:18 PM
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Waddle fast Flap hard FLY
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Memphis, TN
Posts: 5,354
S/C/G: Top 272~restart 255
Height: 5'7
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Dear Hubby's work,
Thank you so much for keeping Hubby flying all over the country for a week at a time because you have down-sized your company until you are under-staffed. Do you think I'm tired of spending time with Him?
Signed,
The Lonely Penguin
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08-18-2013, 09:54 PM
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Soul Cyster
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: California
Posts: 4,487
S/C/G: 235/seeticker/135
Height: 5'3"
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Dear Fat,
Go away
Love,
There is a thin body under here somewhere
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08-19-2013, 04:43 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 268
S/C/G: 166/145/115
Height: 5'4
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hahaha, nice one beerab.
Dear roommate,
I'm starting to hate you but I'm just hiding the fact. Please stop pushing my buttons.
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08-19-2013, 12:26 PM
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Recovering Pantry Pest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,248
S/C/G: 174.5/162/149
Height: 5'7"
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Dear Mom,
I love you dearly but you are one of the most selfish human beings I have ever met. Would you PLEASE stop trying to inflict guilt on me and make me think I am responsible for your overreactions to trivial BS? You raised me well and I have a pretty darn good life - it's unfortunate that you seem to think that my not picking up the phone every other day is some sort of personal affront - I'm BUSY, dammit!!! If you attack me every time I do call - well, you taught me not to cater to emotional vampires because you don't put up with it. Guess what? I'm trainable! So sorry to report that I don't lose sleep over YOUR emotional states.
Sincerely, I Hate Drama Queens Daughter
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08-19-2013, 12:56 PM
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motivational guru wannabe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Illinois - Very close to St. Louis, MO
Posts: 851
S/C/G: 205/205/185 by spring
Height: 5'4"
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Dear In-Laws,
Please quit cooking so much unhealthy food and inviting our family over. Also, if there are only 10 of us eating dinner, do not feel the need to cook for 20. Do NOT make me feel guilty for not taking home half the meal you cooked because you made too much! And, while I'm on this rant...please quit feeding my kid all of the home-made brownies, cookies and cake that you can bake. She is 15 with a serious weight problem and YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!!
Signed,
I love you both, but you are pissing me off!
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08-19-2013, 01:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: DFW Metroplex
Posts: 1,677
S/C/G: 295/see ticker/150
Height: 5'9
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Dear Texas heat,
Please cool down in the evening so I don't have to wake up at 6am to run while it is still tolerable. I am sick of being ready to go to bed at 9pm, especially since I have a class this coming semester that goes until 9:45.
Or better yet, just cool down altogether!
Signed,
A runner-to-be that refuses to get heat stroke trying to train
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08-19-2013, 01:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Carson City, Nevada
Posts: 243
S/C/G: 323/Weight Tracker/150
Height: 5'6"
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Dear Fiance,
Please stop saying you're going to unload the dishwasher and then leave it be. Shadow-Run can wait.
Sincerely,
Your soon to be wife
Dear body,
Stop hoarding water like its going out of fashion.
Sincerely,
ME
Last edited by ShyHeather; 08-19-2013 at 01:19 PM.
Reason: Spacing
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08-19-2013, 01:37 PM
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Under a Rock
Posts: 87
S/C/G: 321/see ticker/175
Height: 5'3
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Dear Uncle who lives on my couch for free
Stop bringing sweets, chococlates and biscuits home. Just because you don't care about what you put into your body it isn't the same for me. Be a bit more sympathetic to my weight loss efforts and stop laughing at me when I won't touch the junk food you bring into the house.
Sincerely,
Your niece who is tired of cleaning up after you.
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08-19-2013, 01:56 PM
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~Tori~
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: East coast of Florida
Posts: 784
S/C/G: 250/224.2/150
Height: 5'4
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Dear Money,
Please come home,I miss you.
Signed, broke for weeks
Dear Car,
Stop being a brat
Signed, tired of banging ignition with pliers.
Dear Fat Cells,
Have a meeting and decide who has to go,I can no longer support all of you.
Signed, too heavy still
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08-19-2013, 05:28 PM
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#15
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Middle TN
Posts: 669
S/C/G: 310/288/235
Height: 5'9"
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Dear Roommate,
Please stop leaving your plates and bowls laying in the floor so that my dog can get to them and they trying to get smart with me when she gets an upset stomach and has accidents all over your floor. She's not supposed to eat people food and you're too lazy to get up and pick your dishes up when you go to bed.
Sincerely,
9 more months on this lease.
Dear Boss,
Please stop paying someone more than me and expecting me to do their job and telling me I'm not doing my job well enough.
You're making me hate me career.
Sincerely,
I kill myself for this place.
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