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Old 04-21-2012, 11:41 AM   #1  
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Default iphone "Suri" moments

I have something "suri"ously wrong with my Suri. It's a well known fact. My iphone friends and I even did side-by side comparisons and mine, well, at least I can say she gets it wrong 99% of the time, but with hilarious results.

The latest?

I asked Suri "find Blackhawks Schedule" as I am a huge Chicago Blackhawks fan I was was looking for game time tonight.

Her response? Priceless. Not what I was looking for, yet correct:

"I don't see any black c*cks on the schedule".
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:02 PM   #2  
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Lol
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Darn, what a disappointment, eh?
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http://whysiriwhy.com/

You should take a screenshot and submit that!
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http://whysiriwhy.com/

You should take a screenshot and submit that!
OMG - hilarious website.

So I just asked Siri (I didn't realize I spelled her name wrong - no wonder she gets mad at me all the time) the same question so I could submit it.

This time, I got a different response.

She sent me directly to a long list of porn sites. I guess she created a schedule for me afterall. LOL
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Old 04-21-2012, 06:29 PM   #6  
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Darn, what a disappointment, eh?
IDK, LOL. Unless he's changed his race, my schedule says watch Blackhawks game with white boyfriend.
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Old 04-22-2012, 08:51 PM   #7  
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Another one: Siri correctly registered "Find Vancouver Stanley Cup history" and replied, "I'm sorry. I cannot search the Faukland Islands."

That doesn't even make any sense.
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