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Old 04-05-2011, 03:56 PM   #1  
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Talking Dear Cookie...

Dear cookie,

You are master of me no more!

Far too long you have determined my fate, you have controlled my destiny! You have shaped my world and my thighs!

No more, dear cookie! I shall dominate my world once more and push you aside.

I will say farewell as gentle as possible; I will caress you, and breathe in your sweet scents. There may be a goodbye kiss, but no! I shall not eat you on your terms. I will stand up! and eat you on MY terms because you are a cookie and nothing more.

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Old 04-05-2011, 03:59 PM   #2  
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I had a similar dialogue with a piece of coffee cake at Starbucks this morning...

United we stand against delicious baked goods
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:01 PM   #3  
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Why do I want to eat the muffin in your avatar?? Will you have a talk with it as well?
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Speaking of muffins, my son asked me if we could get some muffins at the store. The serving size was 1/2 a muffin: 208 calories. I said no to that one.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:07 PM   #5  
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Why do I want to eat the muffin in your avatar?? Will you have a talk with it as well?
Haha! Noooo. That muffin doesn't tempt me. Honestly it looks dry as the Sahara. Moisten it up a bit and add some you know... "goodies" aka fattening stuff and I'd be in serious trouble!

It's like the police talking the jumper off the ledge of a building:

Me: I want to eat you so bad!
Other Me: It's not worth it! Think of all you have to live for!
Me: But you taste so good now!
Other Me: Your future! Your kids! Your health!
Me: My tastebuds!

Sometimes it's epic fail. NomNomNom!!!
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:17 PM   #6  
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Haha! Noooo. That muffin doesn't tempt me. Honestly it looks dry as the Sahara. Moisten it up a bit and add some you know... "goodies" aka fattening stuff and I'd be in serious trouble!

It's like the police talking the jumper off the ledge of a building:

Me: I want to eat you so bad!
Other Me: It's not worth it! Think of all you have to live for!
Me: But you taste so good now!
Other Me: Your future! Your kids! Your health!
Me: My tastebuds!

Sometimes it's epic fail. NomNomNom!!!

Hahahahah !!
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:27 PM   #7  
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ahh you guys are histerical
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:14 PM   #8  
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this is great, thanks for the chuckle!
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i long for the day when a calorie free, yet tasty cookie is invented.

it's 2011... you never know!
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If hypnotists can make audience members cluck like chickens, why can’t they make broccoli taste like cookies?
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:28 AM   #12  
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Haha! Noooo. That muffin doesn't tempt me. Honestly it looks dry as the Sahara. Moisten it up a bit and add some you know... "goodies" aka fattening stuff and I'd be in serious trouble!

It's like the police talking the jumper off the ledge of a building:

Me: I want to eat you so bad!
Other Me: It's not worth it! Think of all you have to live for!
Me: But you taste so good now!
Other Me: Your future! Your kids! Your health!
Me: My tastebuds!

Sometimes it's epic fail. NomNomNom!!!
lmfao! How dare you not share that cookie hahahahaha
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LOL!! I have had that same conversation with a baked potato covered in butter and sour cream.
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lmfao! How dare you not share that cookie hahahahaha
Hahah. It was delicious (I had several already ) but I put my foot down and said no!

... And made my husband eat it instead. That does NOT mean I wasn't tempted to snort the crumbs much as a cocaine addict would. Does it get to the blood stream faster or just causing searing pain? Dunno! Was too chicken!
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