[WaistingTime]

This one made me smile so I thought I'd share it. Seeing as how we've shared the impact of certain foods we eat

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[Ruthxxx]

Now that's a good one - and bears repeating! (Sorry!)

[cottagebythesea]

Oh my!

[Lexxiss]

I just bought some new headphones for my ipod...I'll remember that!

[Heidi58]