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Old 02-21-2011, 09:48 AM   #1  
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APPLE Does It Again!

Apple announced today that it has developed
a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending
on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough
because women are always complaining about men
staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:00 AM   #2  
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That literally made me laugh out loud.
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:25 AM   #3  
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That. Was. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-21-2011, 10:56 AM   #4  
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I just forwarded that to my husband, too funny!!!
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Hilarious!
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That might not be so bad until someone tries to give your nipples a twist to turn up the volume.
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