A chess club threw a party at a hotel. Afterward, several members were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to leave. After they left, the manager's assistant asked, "Why did you make them leave?"
"Because," the manager replied, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Saturday ** SNORK **
My kind of joke Ruth! A dumb one! 
