So, I have had 2 pairs of jeans in my closet for about 5 years now. 5 months ago, I couldn't pull them up past my knees, let alone over my butt. Looking at them made me think they were toddler jeans.
I also had 2 pairs of jeans in my closet that I had stopped wearing because they had been too tight, but they were my "fat" jeans. My fat jeans had gotten too tight.
I have been only living in a pair of stretch jeans from torrid for almost a year, with my fat jeans being too tight and my dream jeans being far, far, far too small.
Well, I went to the store today and my torrid jeans kept sliding down! I thought "oh no! the spandex in them must be too stretched!!!" So when I came home, I thought "well, maybe I have lost enough that my fat jeans will be workable..."
So I tried on my fat jeans. They fit like a garbage bag on me and fell right off my hips!! Whhaaatt?????
So I literally shrieked loudly and reached to the very back of the closet for my tiny jeans that I never in a million years dreamed I would fit into again this year and not only did i pull them up past my knees, over my hips and squarely above my booty, but they button and zipped without me having to lay down in the bed with a pair of pliers and a prayer!!!
OH MY GOODNESS MY TIGHT FAT JEANS ARE WAY WAY WAY TOO BIG AND MY DREAM JEANS FIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was on such a thilled high than I RAN to the gym to keep working at this whole transformation and had NSV #2 for the night when I did 1 hour and 45 minutes on the elliptical!!!!!!!!!! I could have EASILY kept going but decided to stop for fear of overdoing it and not being able to go back in the morning!!
So I surpassed my fat jeans entirely into my back-of-the-closet jeans AND did a record on the elliptical!!!!!!
I couldn't be more energized - THIS WORKS! IT REALLY SERIOUSLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!