What I don't understand about LB, aside from the ginormous crotch allowance, is who are these women with random blobs of fat somewhere between the upper outter thigh and hip area? Like, Oompa Loompa style? NO ONE I know is shaped like that.
Also:
Why are the shoulders so wide and the sleeves so short?
Why is the gut area so big, but the chest area so small?
Who is the genius who thinks that fat women want to sparkle? THAT much random embellishment is a bit like putting glitter on a pimple, it's not distracting anyone!
Can I get a natural fiber please? I'm a big girl. The last thing I want is to be trapped in some poly blend tent, sweating my arse off, thank you.
LB used to have cute stuff but sometime seven or eight years ago it went from cute stuff like everyone else wears, just in bigger sizes - to just a hot butter mess.
WHERE is the retailer who is just going to make REGULAR clothes in bigger sizes? Just have a look at Gap and Banana and JCrew and make me some of that.
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