Wanted to share this but wasn't sure where to post it...
A little while ago I bought new capri's in the size I thought I'd be, 2 sizes down from where I was last year. I bought them at Costco so didn't get to try them on before I bought them. Got them home only to discover that they're a size to big
I knew they didn't have any left in the smaller size so I decided to keep them since they fit better then all of my other clothes. I told my Mom about this little victory over the phone and then picked her up this weekend wearing them. She noticed I was wearing them right away and made the comment "I see you're wearing your fat pants". I reminded her that they fit the best out of all of my clothes and she said "But they're still too big for you so they're your "fat pants"!!!" Funny to think of pants 2 sizes smaller then where I was previously as "fat pants"
(Now that I've typed this all out and read it again it doesn't seem as funny as it did at the time. Maybe you had to be there...
Ah well, I typed it so you guys get to read it.)