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Old 09-10-2009, 05:26 PM   #1  
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Thanks, Onederchick, for finding the link for me.
Thanks, Hello Nurse, for posting it in the first place.

I'm currently at 2 2 year olds and a bald eagle. Aiming for 24 chihuahuas.


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives American eats each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gal bottle of water or average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an avg American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an avg American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Old 09-10-2009, 06:43 PM   #2  
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Oh my!! Thanks for re-posting this for us newer peeps! What a matter of perspective!

I'd like to lose one brick of gold please! (words I never thought I'd say!!)
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Old 09-10-2009, 08:14 PM   #3  
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I have lost an elephant's penis and a Chihuahua

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Old 09-10-2009, 08:56 PM   #4  
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I'm almost at an automobile tire, but I long for the day I've lost a two month horse.
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haha.. I have lost a human brain and a sperm whale brain... that's a LOT of brains to be losing. I'm close (if not there already) to losing an automobile tire... but it definately isn't a tire off my truck, those things weigh way more than 20 pounds
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DUDE!!! I used to weigh more than ARNOLD!!! That's just awful!!!
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I'm changing my goal. I want to lose an elephant's penis. What a cool claim to fame that would be. I love this list!
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:57 AM   #8  
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Holy crap. I needed to lose a 2 month old horse????? Wth?? That puts it scarily into perspective!
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So I've lost a newborn calf . . . and need to lose the amount of trash I throw away in a month . . .
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I'm changing my goal. I want to lose an elephant's penis. What a cool claim to fame that would be. I love this list!
Bahahahah! That's hil-ar-E-ous! In total I have a baby giraf to lose...left I have almost a gold brick...if it were only made of gold I might get someone to take it off my hands...
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Thanks!

Nice to know I've already lost something between an Irish Setter and a gold brick, but even more amazing....by the time I get to goal it will be somewhere between an newborn calf and a 2 month old horse. Wow...
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I'm shooting to lose just about a baby giraffe... too bad I can't let it live in my yard to keep my trees pruned!
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I have lost 2 average 2 year olds and 10 dozen large eggs!
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So far I have lost 10 dozen Large Eggs and still need to lose the World’s Largest Ball of Tape . Interesting. I wonder where this ball of tape is located, lol.
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You are so funny Ronante!
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